Monday, November 26, 2007

Lets See what Madhuri has to say about Bollywood Films


haaye haaye ..

Sajke jaawa !!! Ek to filum aur wo Amitabh Bachhan ? “Chunri audoo khushi ke maare “

Situation 1 :lost and found Property

Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by the brothers , their blind mother,(but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax) ..Otherwise filum seems to be incomplete...Baraabar Bola na ?

Ab If we come to the foremost heroes .. the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, (baraabar baraabar hone to mangta ) the excess heroes/heroines ..what will they do ? Simple …khallas ho jaengi ..I mean ..they have to die ..No other option ..

Aur to aur … Now if we see the hindi filum scenario from the point of view of golimaar …(shooting)

Wat exactly happens is …

When the hero fires at the villain, he will never miss the shot ..No matter if he shoot is out of focus...

But when the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die).

Now the villain is taken to Court : Arrey dekhna kya ,, ? I knew whats gone happen there .. Sab Maloom hai Apne ko ..

Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be sustained. Else, it will be overruled. Haaye haaye ye scene to amitabh ki filumo me badda hiiiii.. wo kya kehte …. ? Bada hi … komman hai (Common)

…Ab Haaye Haaye... Saj ke jaawaan ..."Denaa”.. Zyada nahin mangtha, sirf ek rupaya, par, pyar se dhena padega".

Ae chikne …. Dekhta kya hai??? Tere ko aaj hi saara climax sunne ka hai kya ? Chal Bhot hua …

Ab kal aaungi ..

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Madhuri - Hai Hai Happy Diwali















Madhuri
- the coolest Pokkitbuddy from Phonethics is a character full of colour and energy.

She celebrates every occasion with the utmost joy and now she shares with you the festival of Diwali.

Inspired by Bollywood this is one relentless fan completely enthralled by the prospect of coming to the city of lights, the city of opportunity - the city of Mumbai. This starlet is anxious to mingle with the stars and the Page 3 parties!

Let's catch up with her on her escapades of wishing the who's who of Bollywood on Marriages, Anniversaries and birthdays.